Molly's Grotto

Simplife Unisex Hoodie (Dark Colours)

Sale price Price $45.25 Regular price Unit price  per 

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It's time to flex on our genetic cousins the chimpanzee and gorilla. Human gets cold - hoodie goes on - human gets warm - hoodie comes off. None of this rubbish of being stuck with a coat of fur. If apes had the choice, this is the hoodie they'd be wearing with a convenient pouch pocket and warm hood for chilly evenings.

  • 100% cotton face
  • 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
  • Front pouch pocket
  • Self-fabric patch on the back
  • Matching flat drawstrings
  • 3-panel hood

Size guide

Note: "length" is measured to collar bone (not to top of hood)


  CHEST WIDTH LENGTH
S (inches) 20 27
M (inches) 21 28
L (inches) 23 29
XL (inches) 25 30
2XL (inches) 26 ½ 31
3XL (inches) 28 32
  CHEST WIDTH LENGTH
S (cm) 50.8 68.6
M (cm) 53.3 71.1
L (cm) 58.4 73.7
XL (cm) 63.5 76.2
2XL (cm) 67.3 78.7
3XL (cm) 71.1 81.3

Eat, Sleep, Eldritch Blast, Repeat

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