Thicc Unisex Hoodie (Dark Colours)

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It's time to flex on our genetic cousins the chimpanzee and gorilla. Human gets cold - hoodie goes on - human gets warm - hoodie comes off. None of this rubbish of being stuck with a coat of fur. If apes had the choice, this is the hoodie they'd be wearing with a convenient pouch pocket and warm hood for chilly evenings.

• 100% cotton face
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
• Front pouch pocket
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Matching flat drawstrings
• 3-panel hood

Size guide

Note: "length" is measured to collar bone (not to top of hood)